We have a lot of juice.

The current contents of the top right shelf of my family's fridge:

1. carton of Tropicana orange juice (No Pulp)

2. carton of Tropicana orange juice (Grovestand: Lots of Pulp)

3. bag of milk

4. carton of Minute Maid orange juice ("Low Pulp" (wtf?))

5. carton of Allen's peach cocktail (i.e., peach-flavoured sugar-water masquerading as juice)

6. carton of egg nog (why??)

7. carton of Oasis pineapple juice

8. bottle of french vanilla coffee whitener

9. carton of Rubicon guava Juice (SO GOOD :O!)

10. carton of President's Choice "pineapple, guava and passion fruit juice & purée"

We have a lot of juice.